TOMÁS FORD, CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY PRESENTS
CRAP MUSIC RAVE PARTY
ADELAIDE FRINGE FESTIVAL
FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY ... GREATEST-NEVER DJ TOMÁS
FORD BRINGS THE CRAP MUSIC RAVE PARTY TO
ADELAIDE FRINGE 2014.
Tomás WISHES he was the ultimate party DJ - he lives for
playing requests. It's just that he refuses to play anything
good. Instead of crate-digging for classic dance-floor fillers,
he’s crap-digging for some killers!
There will also be special guest appearances throughout the
night from lots of Fringe stars!
Tomás Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party started life as a legendary midnight-to-dawn party at
Adelaide Fringe, featuring offensive dancing and a peak that featured Tomás topless singing Tina
Turner’s SimplyThe Best. Then it hit Perth, in a sold-out residency full of of Whitney Houston,
hilarious Psychedelic Trance and the worst imaginable mashups!
While spinning dance-floor lameness - Tomás also projects cheesy rave video loops, dances like a
madman and creates all kinds of chaos in the audience.
When he says “crap music,” he means everything from commercial pop from the last 50 years,
dated dance music and anything that involves a fist pump or a laugh. Think the bad 80s, Yacht
Rock, Rave, Novelty Junk, Boy Band Hitz, Glitter Rock, Peter Andre, YouTube sensations, Hair
Metal, Dannii Minogue, Synthpop, K-Pop, your parents' favourite records, your parents’ leastfavourite
records … and anything else.
Expect: Party poppers, head banging, lip-synching, impromptu karaoke, guest programmers, meat
trays, lolly counts, DIY disco lighting, keys in the bowl, hands in the air and tinnitus.
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